i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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