He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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