He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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