Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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