white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just had sex on a roof
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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