let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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