I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
