So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She made me pour olive oil on her.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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