Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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