I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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