then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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