my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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