You can't special order awesome
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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