Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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