no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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