He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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