She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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