Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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