I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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