have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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