Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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