just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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