Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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