Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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go home
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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