i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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