I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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