You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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