goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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