I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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