Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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