I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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