is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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