My nipple is on Facebook.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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