Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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