What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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