3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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