We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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