Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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