is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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