We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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