I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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