it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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