She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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