are you still at the devil's house?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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