Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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