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• (831): View more from California

  She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My cat gives me a boner

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...

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• (323): View more from California

  well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.

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• (845): View more from New York

  HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others

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• (904): View more from Florida

  My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going

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