I hate your face
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
