i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.