Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i now understand why vodka
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed