PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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