@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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