I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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