I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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