Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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