she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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