I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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