We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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