She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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