I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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